Toilet Knight: Sewer Vengeance

In the waterborne kingdom of Ceramia, all inhabitants are sentient sanitary fixtures, with fresh water as the lifeblood of the realm. Alastor, the royal bone toilet king, is overthrown and humiliated by Godric — a ruthless chrome-plated iron bathtub tyrant who slaughters the ceramic royal line, cuts off the kingdom’s water supply, and brews a deadly ceramic-dissolving poison from royal bone powder. Alastor flees into the sewers, joins a ragtag resistance led by the loyal plunger Plog, and uses his innate siphon power to fight back through pipe labyrinths and blazing incinerators. After losing many comrades, he defeats Godric and restores clean water to the kingdom. Peace is short-lived. The advanced intelligent toilet seat Ω-7 arrives with a human mall fleet, enforcing a mandatory "smart upgrade" that would destroy all old fixtures. Facing total annihilation, Alastor uses his own ceramic body as a conduit to trigger a kingdom-wide electromagnetic pulse, sacrificing himself to secure lasting coexistence between old and new. The legend of the Toilet Knight flows on forever in Ceramia’s waters.